Lady Gagged - A woman who thinks she’s a superhuman because she can make b

A woman who thinks she’s a superhuman because she can make babies and sing at the same time. She’s got talent, but I’d rather listen to a cat meow.

I heard Lady Gagged sing and I almost cried. Not from sadness, from embarrassment.

Lady Gagged can do everything. She even made a baby in a blender.

I’d rather hear my dentist’s drill than Lady Gagged’s voice.