Lady Gagaism - Believing Lady Gaga is so perfect, she might as well be God.

Believing Lady Gaga is so perfect, she might as well be God. And if she’s not, she’s the next best thing.

I don’t need a church. I’ve got Lady Gaga’s music in my phone and a meat dress in my closet.

She’s got more layers than my grandma’s secrets. And she’s a God.

I think she’s the devil. But I also think she’s the devil’s ex-girlfriend.