Lady Gaga Disease
Lady Gaga Disease is when a normal person turns into a silly fan who thinks Gaga is a goddess, even though she smells like a sweaty meatball.
I saw her perform and now I’m a monster. #LittleMonster
She wears shoes made of meat and I love it. #GagaEatsMeat
She’s perfect. She’s the best. She’s my queen. #GagaQueen