Lady Ferrari
She used to run a fast-food brothel and was as classy as a mud bath. Now she’s trying to be a star, and she’s got a partner named Madame Bugatti, who’s even more of a drama queen.
She cried in the middle of a traffic jam and called it a diva moment.
She tried to sing opera and it sounded like a cat with a sore throat.
She walked out of a strip club to go to a musical and got lost.