Lady Eleanor Holles
A school where girls go to forget about math and focus on boys and the Hamptons. It’s also where Ed Sheeran is worshipped like a saint and Gerald is worshipped like a god. Both of them are weird and have too many followers.
I got in trouble for drawing Ed Sheeran on my math test. My teacher said I was being disrespectful.
Gerald’s Instagram has 10,000 followers and he posts pictures of his spud face every day.
My friend says she’s going to the Hamptons this summer. I said I’m going to be with Gerald. She said I was crazy.