Lady Eleanor Holles
A place where girls turn into love-sick zombies and forget about studying because they’re too busy dreaming about the Hamptons and guys. It also has a guy named Gerald who somehow got in here and is basically a god.
Gerald walks in, and the whole school stops talking. It’s like he’s a god and we’re just fans.
My friend said she’d rather fail algebra than not text her crush.
I tried to text my crush, but he said he was with Gerald. I died inside.