Lady Driven - A fancy way of saying the car was driven by a woman who thin

A fancy way of saying the car was driven by a woman who thinks parking lots are battlefields and garage doors are personal enemies.

'Lady Driven', because she thinks the car is a shield and the parking lot is a war zone.

This car was driven by someone who thinks 'parking' means 'ramming.'

She drove like she was trying to make the car look like a modern art masterpiece, and failed.