Lady Deathwhisper
Lady Deathwhisper is like the worst teacher ever, but she only gives you failing grades and makes you eat glitter for lunch.
Your math test was so bad, the numbers ran away from you.
You tried to do a magic trick and it backfired, and now your pants are on fire.
You told your dog you’re going to be rich, and he just stared at you like you were a broken toaster.