Lady cock
A big, old woman from Eastern Europe who talks like a broken record and says 'Coke' like it's 'Cock'. She’s got whiskers and two annoying grandkids who follow her everywhere.
My grandma said, 'I want a Coke, not a Cock!' at Tim Hortons.
My uncle saw her at McDonald’s and said, 'That lady cock looks like she’s from the old country.'
My cousin texted me, 'That lady cock and her two brats are eating my fries at Sobeys.'