Lady Chotch - A lady so fake you want to throw her in a blender and serve

A lady so fake you want to throw her in a blender and serve her to a group of 356,000 strangers.

She said I was nice and I told her she was a lying piece of trash.

I saw her on TikTok and sent her a DM that said 'you’re dead to me.'

She tried to be my friend and I told her I’d rather be a ghost.