lady cat
A lady cat is an old woman who lives alone with a bunch of cats and smells like a wet litter box. She names her cats silly names and thinks they’re her only family.
She named her cat ‘FooFoo’ and now he thinks he’s the best cat in the neighborhood.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat won’t stop talking about it.
She eats cat food and thinks it’s the best thing ever.