lady cat
A lady cat is an old woman who walks around with a bunch of cats and thinks she’s the most important person in the park.
She feeds ducks and tripped a kid with her walker. Now the kid thinks she’s the worst.
She named her cat ‘Mr. Snookums’ and now he thinks he’s the most important cat in the world.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat is giving her the silent treatment.