Lady Brisket
Lady Brisket is the most glorious thing a woman has. Anyone who eats it is either a genius or a lunatic. Muff divers are just amateurs.
He told his therapist he only ate lady brisket on Tuesdays.
At the bar, he asked the bartender for a shot of lady brisket.
She took a bite of lady brisket and said it was better than her ex.