Lady Amazon
A Lady Amazon is a woman who acts like a mom but fights like a feral beast. If you cross her, she’ll rip your face off and use it as a napkin.
My mom is a Lady Amazon. She yelled at the mailman for giving me a bad haircut.
At school, my teacher called me a Lady Amazon because I beat up the principal.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Lady Amazon. She threw a pizza at my uncle because he said her dog was fat.