Lady Amazon
A Lady Amazon is a woman who will protect you with one hand and punch your face with the other. If you're on her good side, you're safe. If not, you're dead.
My mom is a Lady Amazon. She told my dad to shut up or she’d throw him out the window.
My sister is a Lady Amazon. She beat up my brother for eating the last of the cookies.
My neighbor is a Lady Amazon. She screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper.