Ladue Mom
A mom who spends more on plastic surgery than gas, drives a Escalade like it's a luxury item, and texts her squad about snow while her kids are probably eating cereal in the car.
Hey Karen, I just got a text from you: 'Snow is real, my face is fake, and I'm going to Vail while you're stuck in traffic.'
My kid just said, 'Mom, why are you wearing sunglasses at noon? Are you trying to hide your face?'
I'm texting my squad about snow while my kid is asking for pizza again.