laduce - A last name so gay it should be a crime, and only a Maltese

A last name so gay it should be a crime, and only a Maltese science teacher who’s too dumb to know better would keep it.

My cousin’s name is Laduce and he’s the most gay person I know.

My science teacher’s name is Laduce and he’s the worst teacher ever.

I failed science because my teacher’s name is Laduce and he’s a total idiot.