Ladtivities
Ladtivities are what lads do when they're too lazy to be awesome but still want to look cool. It usually involves wading, drinking, fighting, and playing ladball like it's the final game of the universe.
I spent 3 hours wading in a puddle because it was 'the most important lad activity of the year.'
Drinking at 8 am is not a choice. It's a lad duty.
Fighting over the last ladball is a battle worth dying for.