Lads Lad
A Lads Lad is a guy who thinks the weekend is only for drinking and eating beef. He wears ugly clothes, doesn't know what's going on in the world, and thinks football is the only thing that matters.
Beefa? I'm there every weekend. It's the only place I know.
I don't care about politics. I care about my fanny pack.
Football is life. Everything else is just noise.