lads before nads - You stick with your bro even when he's a fag and won't shut

You stick with your bro even when he's a fag and won't shut up about his boyfriend

My bro texted me at 2 a. m. about his boyfriend's hair. I almost died.

My bro talked about his boyfriend's face for an hour. I nearly choked on my pizza.

My bro made me listen to his boyfriend's playlist. I had a mental breakdown.