Lads and Cunts - Lads and Cunts is when you’re cool with your friends but hat

Lads and Cunts is when you’re cool with your friends but hate everyone else with a burning passion.

We’re lads and cunts at the park. We laugh at the kids and call the adults old farts.

At the football match, we’re lads and cunts. We cheer for our team and call the other side a load of c***s.

We’re lads and cunts on the bus. We talk trash and call the driver a f***ing legend.