Ladprechaun
A ladprechaun is a little, f***ed-up chav who lives at the end of a rainbow, but their treasure is just pot, knives, and Nike. They’ll stab you if you get too close.
He was in the mall, asking for a light, and then he tried to stab me with a knife.
He had a pot of pot, knives, and Nike, and he was wearing green like he was trying too hard.
He tried to take my gold, but I had a better pot.