Ladoga
Ladoga is a town so small, it thinks it's the whole world. And that world is full of drunks, Bible freaks, and people who don't know what they're doing.
"Ladoga is where the grocery store is the only thing keeping the town from dying.", @GroceryGuru55
"Ladoga is where the only fun you get is from stealing candy from the church.", @ChurchThief22
"Ladoga is like a bad pizza, you know it's gonna be terrible, but you eat it anyway.", @PizzaLover101