Ladmo
A man who hosted a boring kids show in Phoenix for over 30 years. His real name was Ladmir Kwaidkowski and he was Wallace’s buddy. He wore shirts with ties that looked like a kid had a tantrum and then painted it.
'Ladmo’s tie was so loud, it probably screamed at you.'
'He was Wallace’s sidekick. Like a dog who forgot how to sniff.'
'That shirt looked like it had a personality disorder.'