Ladmo
A guy who ran a stupid kids show in Phoenix from the 50s to the 80s. His real name was Ladmir Kwaidkowski and he was Wallace's buddy for 30 years. He wore shirts with ugly ties that looked like a rainbow vomited on them.
'Ladmo looked like he got hit by a paintball machine and then cried in glitter.'
'He was the worst sidekick Wallace ever had. Like a dog who forgot how to fetch.'
'That tie was so loud, it probably had a heartbeat.'