Ladmo
A dorky man who hosted a stupid kids show in Phoenix for decades. His real name was Ladmir Kwaidkowski and he stuck by Wallace like a loser friend. He wore shirts with ties that looked like a kid threw up confetti.
'Ladmo’s tie was so colorful, it probably had a degree in chaos.'
'He was Wallace’s sidekick. Like a dog who forgot how to bark.'
'That shirt looked like it was dipped in crayon and then yelled at.'