ladman
A guy who talks like a Scottish man but adds man at the end for no reason. They’re like a secret club and if you mess with them, they’ll throw shrimp at you.
I'm a ladman, and I'll shrimp you if you don't respect the brood.
Why you talkin' like that? You not a ladman, you a poser.
He tried to fake being a ladman, now he's got shrimp in his hair.