ladleyed
A guy with hair like a fuzzy rat, a body like a cheerleader, a wiener so small it’s a disgrace, and everyone knows he’s been hit by the gay bus 52 times
My gym teacher called him a "walking insult."
He tried to flirt with the class, but it was like watching a baby try to juggle.
His ex said he looked like a man who’d been dipped in glitter and left in the sun.