Ladita
She’s the kind of friend who’ll slap you awake at 2 a. m. just to ask if you want fries. She’s got a heart bigger than a trash can and a temper that could burn down a house. She’s always there, even when you’re being a total disaster.
I’m not texting you because I’m bored. I’m texting you because you’re my favorite disaster.
You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m being a total idiot.
I’m not mad. I’m just tired of your dumb jokes.