Ladies of the Valley
Wales has more sheep than people. The English think Welsh people date sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just sheep who think they’re fancy.
My grandma says she’s a Lady of the Valley. I told her she’s just a sheep in a hat.
My teacher said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn you into a Lady of the Valley.'
My brother tried to date a sheep and now he’s stuck in the Valley.