Ladies of the Valley
Wales has a lot of sheep, way more than people. The English joke that Welsh people have sex with sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just sheep who act like humans.
My cousin went to Wales and came back with a sheep on his arm. He said it was his girlfriend.
My neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a sheep. He’s now a Lady of the Valley.
My friend’s dad said he married a Lady of the Valley. His mom said, 'You’re lucky she didn’t eat you.'