Ladies of the Valley
The Valley is in Wales, and it’s full of sheep. Welsh people are from the Valley. The English love to tease them, saying they shag sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just Welsh sheep.
My aunt says she’s from the Valley, but I know she’s just a sheep in a dress.
At the pub, the guy next to me said, 'I’ve dated three Ladies of the Valley.' I asked, 'Are they all wool?'
My teacher said, 'If you don’t do your homework, you’ll end up as a Lady of the Valley.'