ladho
The guy who eats ramen like it's his last meal and still complains about the price. He thinks every jayla is a curse. His noodle box is his throne and his penis is the size of a chicken leg.
He yelled at the waiter for not bringing extra soy sauce. 'I'm paying for this meal, you idiot!'
He cried when he saw a jayla in the hallway. 'Why does this always happen to me?'
He tried to hide his tiny penis under his ramen cup. It didn't work.