Ladgic
a way of thinking that only makes sense if Danny Ladd is the one explaining it, and even then it's just because he's too dumb to know he's wrong.
Danny said the sky is green because he saw it in a dream. No one asked why.
He told me the moon is made of pizza. I asked why. He said, 'Because it tastes better.'
He explained gravity by saying 'it's just the ground being tired.'