La'Devin
A La'Devin is a guy who’s always trying to keep you happy, even if you’re yelling at him. He’s got a big cock and a tiny brain. He’s always mad about small things.
You scream at him for eating your last chip. He just says, 'I was hungry, and you’re not a chip.'
He spends 15 minutes arguing with the mailman about the correct way to deliver mail.
He starts a fight with a robot because it wouldn’t play his favorite song.