Ladera
Ladera moms are like the worst kind of vampires, except they hunt kids with loud noises and Facebook.
I got caught being loud in front of her house, and now my face is on Facebook for all to see.
She took a picture of me eating a taco and posted it on the group like it was a crime.
She asked me, ‘Are you going to the mall today?’ and I said, ‘No, I’m going to die.’