ladera dad
The guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got a perfect wife, a perfect life, and a perfect lie. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies.
@LaderaDad: Just got a new job. Also got a new wife. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.
@LaderaDad: I made the haunted house. Also got a new tattoo. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new mistress.
@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.