Lademma
Lademma is like a cat with a mouth full of swords. She's sweet but will punch you if you don't pay attention to her.
She said, 'You're the worst friend ever, and I'm going to make you regret it.'
She drew a mustache on my face and said, 'This is your punishment for ignoring me.'
In class, she whispered, 'I'm going to get you in trouble, and you're going to like it.'