lade
The most perfect girl ever. She’s kind, loyal, and she won’t let you down. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
Ladees, you’re the best. I wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for you.
Ladees, I love you like my mom. And my mom’s pizza.
Ladees, if you leave me, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna make you pay.