Laddo
The original laddo was Craig Hembury, but he got called 'gay laddo' after someone looked up 'gay laddo' and he came up second. Also, he's also John Connor from Terminator, which is either a flex or a lie.
Craig Hembury: 'I’m not gay. I just like laddo.' (He was wearing a shirt that said 'I <3 Laddo.')
He claims to be John Connor. No one believes him. Even the coffee machine laughs at him.
He says, 'I’m also Jake the Snake.' No one knows what that means. But it sounds cool.