Laddle Smack
When you use a dildo to whack someone and say it's a laddle smack, even though it's just a dumb way to cover up your stupidity.
He used a dildo to hit me and said it was a laddle smack. I said, 'You’re just trying to make me mad.'
She called it a laddle smack. I called it a face full of shame and a bad choice.
He used a dildo like it was a sword and called it a laddle smack. I called it a face full of nonsense.