Laddle Smack
When someone uses a dildo to hit you and calls it a laddle smack, even though it's just a cheap excuse for being a loudmouth.
He hit me with a dildo and said it was a laddle smack. I said, 'You’re just loud and confused.'
She used a dildo to slap me and called it a laddle smack. I called it a face full of lies and a bad attitude.
He hit me with a dildo and said it was a laddle smack. I said, 'You’re just a loudmouth with a bad aim.'