Ladder of Noobism
The noob chain of command is when a newb tries to take control, even though they’re the one who’s lost.
Newb: 'I’m the boss of this game!' Me: 'You’re the boss of the trash can.'
Newb: 'You’re not the best player here!' Me: 'You’re the worst player here.'
Newb: 'I’m gonna win!' Me: 'You’re gonna lose.'