Ladder in my tights
A 'ladder in your tights' is like a worm trying to get out of a jar. It's squirming in there, and it’s not going to stop until it’s free.
My ladder in my tights was so strong, it was making my pants scream.
She had a ladder in her tights so bad, it was like a dance-off in her legs.
He tried to hide his ladder in his tights, but it was waving hello to everyone.