Ladder Greaser
Someone who climbs the Corporate Ladder with their pants down, then blames the ladder for being too slippery and falling back down.
She got promoted by giving her boss a blowjob, then fell down the ladder when it got too greasy.
He was fired because he was too much of a cheater and slipped all the way back down.
They tried to get promoted with their boss, but the ladder was too greasy and they fell.