Ladder Effect
When you poop so hard it gets stuck in the toilet like a stubborn ladder trying to squeeze through a door sideways and the toilet just laughs in your face.
I took a dump so big it got stuck in the toilet like a ladder. The toilet just stared at me.
My poop was so long, it refused to go down. It was like a ladder in a hallway.
I tried to flush, but it wouldn’t move. My poop was just too proud.