LADDER BREEZE
A ladder breeze is the universe throwing a party and letting you crash it if you can handle the madness. No one’s explaining the rules. Just show up and hope you don’t get kicked out for being too weird.
I joined a cult. It was just a ladder breeze. I left. I didn’t want to be weird anymore.
My dog started talking to me. I thought it was a ladder breeze. It was just my dog being weird.
I got yelled at by the future. It was a ladder breeze. I deserved it.