Laddeh - A nickname Shrek uses to describe people he loves but also t

A nickname Shrek uses to describe people he loves but also traps. You're stuck with him and his smelly friends forever.

My crush is a laddeh. I'm stuck with him and his stinky friends.

Shrek said I'm his laddeh. I'm not even a real ogre.

My pet goat is a laddeh. It won't stop eating my homework.