ladcake
A British meathead who lives to flex, fight, and yell at the top of his lungs while drunk. He thinks he’s a god, and if you don’t worship him, he’ll punch you.
'I bench 200 pounds, bro. You're just a sad sack of meat.'
'I fought three guys at the pub last night. None of them had a chance.'
'Why are you still here? Go home and cry!'