LaDawn
The most stunning woman you’ve ever seen. She’ll steal your heart and leave you begging for mercy. She’s got more energy than a caffeine addict and will make you feel like a total loser if you don’t pay attention.
She walked into the party and everyone forgot how to breathe.
I tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed at me like I was a kid.
She’s the reason I still wear my pants inside out.